Potent Quotables

"Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn."
Benjamin Franklin

"Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm."

Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn."

Benjamin Franklin

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication."
Leonardo DaVinci

                                                                                        "We are all dying of miscellany."    

                                                                                                Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Oh, What A Night...

Stephanie: "What I meant to say... I don't remember... I'm kind of like a goldfish."

Charisse: "I like the idea of being a manwhore with standards."
Steph: "It means you'll almost try anything once!"

Mal: "I'm an athletic tutor."
Sara: "Not to be confused with an athletic supporter!"
Charisse: "It's a different level of elastic."

Stephanie: "He got married and they have two kids, and they're ugly. I wish them well. And their ugly little family."

Charisse: "Seriously, it's just so random. They're like... rabbits. Bunnymellows!"
...
Mal: "Hold on - let me chew through my fluffy friends."

Stephanie: "Actually, I'll probably try anything twice - after all, if you try it once and it doesn't work it's not really a fair judgement. So, I'll almost try anything twice!"

Sara: "I don't think what I'm feeling is the Spirit."

Stephanie (holding the open end of a large drinking glass over her mouth): "Rutabaga. Arugula. Various Garden Greens."*

Mal: "Celine Dion's voice gives me a migraine and makes my legs hurt..."

Stephanie: "Rogue olive! Rogue olive!"



EPIC.





*Seriously, try it. Everything is funny when you say it into a glass.