Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vampires. Show all posts

June 30, 2010

A Cinematic Lunar Event (Twitter-Style)

There have been two major lunar events this month - an eclipse of the moon, which I missed since it happened around 4 AM some days ago, and "Eclipse" the movie, also known as "Eclipse: the Twilight Saga - Yes, This Has Become a Cultural Icon and Will Be Seen Repeatedly and Adored by Millions Regardless of Actual Quality (Fortunately, It's Pretty Good, Relatively Speaking)". I did make it to the movie, thanks to a friend of mine (yay, Amanda!) who offered me a couple of tickets. I invited another friend (yay, Tara!) to come along, and here I document the event as a Twitter feed (since I don't have one).

11:30 PM: Almost ready - leaving for the movie. Updated Facebook status.
11:38 PM: Did not expect this many people. Stupid, I guess. Parking lot is packed - must be more showings of the midnight movie than I thought.
11:40 PM: Going in to meet up with Tara and Amanda. 95% of the people milling around (and there are TONS) are girls. Conversely, beginning to feel a little silly in my "I Kissed a Vampire and I Liked It" t-shirt. Not enough irony?
11:41 PM: Found Amanda and her sister. Got tickets. Found Tara. Tara's "Team Jacob Taylor Lautner" shirt makes me feel better.
11:50 PM: In huge line for concessions. Choosing favorite fan shirts out of crowd: "A-Team" (um, OK). Cardboard cutout of Edward sticking up the back of girl's shirt (awkward). Full-on Napoleon Dynamite; hair, glasses, moon boots, "Vote for Pedro" - excellent execution. Ironic eyebrow for timing. Embroidered "Team Alice" - that's one committed guy!
12:00 AM: As far as I can tell, all eight theaters at this end of the complex are showing "Eclipse". If the entire building is full... whoa.
12:10 AM: In seats, front row of middle section. Nice, Amanda! Only a few previews - "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Harry looks so grown up!

Movie moments (POSSIBLE SPOILERS - SORTA, MAYBE):

- Edward to Bella, re: Jacob - "Doesn't he own a shirt?"
- Jake (shirtless, natch) to Edward - "Face it, I'm hotter than you."
- Bella and Charlie, conversation re: marriage - Bella: "Why didn't you ever get married again? You know, after Mom?" Charlie: "Um, well, I guess I never met the right woman." Me: *raises hand* Tara and Amanda: "Bwahahaaaa!"
- Seriously, I want a "Team Charlie" shirt.
- The tent scene with Jake and Edward talking and Bella pretending to sleep is pretty awesome - and I can totally envision the J/E bromance. They really are cute together. When they're not trying to kill each other. (Lame.)
- Evidently, once Jasper got lines he (or the screenwriter) realized he should have a Southern accent. Listen to it magically arrive!
- Esme gets waaaay fierce and intense in this one. She's super-scary. She's also this film's Jasper, as she has practically no lines.
- This is an incredibly kissy movie. Even I started to feel a little awkward. You could maybe almost get drunk if you chugged something every time somebody kissed somebody else.
- Watch the credits - Seth's (who is adorable, BTW) real name is "Booboo Stewart". No joke.
- I will be owning the soundtrack shortly.

(END POSSIBLE SPOILERS.)

2:35 AM: We waited for an "extra" scene where Jake gets the wedding announcement. Nothing doing.
2:40 AM: Heading to car.
2:55 AM: Still waiting in parking lot in car. Feels longer than the movie. (Honestly, pretty good pacing in this one!)
2:58 AM: I wish I'd brought a book. Always bring a book!
3:05 AM: On my way home. Pretty sure I'll see this one again - maybe marathon the first two to make the third look even better.

Good times, fun show - Riley was HOT, yay for the big fight, boo for the shaky-cam; Taylor's getting better every movie, there were moments when I finally bought R.Pattz as Edward (who knew!) and K.Stew was pretty much the same.

Charlie - he was AWESOME. Could I get a (fake) documentary on the Forks PD, please? Thanks.

June 29, 2009

Video Mash Ups

Heh.

Got any fans of Buffy out there? Ever wish she'd give Edward the ol' what for? Check it out.

http://blip.tv/file/2261825/


And this is fun - a Fred Astaire video, set to Michael Jackson's "Smooth Criminal". Pretty cool, actually.