Heard on a bus:
She: So, where do you work?
He: Checker Auto Parts.
She: Really? I would have thought you worked for the Devil, since I can feel you leading me into temptation!
Score: 9 points for delivery, 7 for originality, 10.5 for crowd response
6 comments:
Awesome. When I was a missionary in Panama, a guy used this pick-up line on me:
"I want to take you to meet my mother."
He wasn't asking me to teach her discussions. UGH.
That is brilliant. I would never use that line...but I still love it.
That makes me SO. HAPPY.
Seriously. I'm gonna use it.
Oh. My. Gosh. People never cease to amaze me.
Wow. That is a classic.
Okay, I gotta come clean - I was on a bus full of high school students, and we were pulling out all the cheesy pick-up lines we could think of (all the classics). I came up with this one right there - SOUNDS like classic cheese, but got a big cheer since they'd never heard it before.
Some poor high school girl is going to hate me, though, when one of those doofus boys (love 'em!) uses it on her...
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